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Customer Service Costume T-Shirt
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The fit and the fabric
- Black Gildan 64000 unisex T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m²
- Regular fit with a crew neck and short sleeves
- Original artwork printed on the front; plain back
- Sizes XS–5XL; check the garment measurements before ordering
Keeping it looking good
Wash cold, inside out, with similar colours and mild detergent. Avoid fabric softener. Hang dry or tumble dry low. Iron inside out on a cool setting, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
Made for your order
Each item is made to order. For mugs and T-shirts, allow around 1–3 weeks for UK orders, including production and delivery. Knitted Christmas jumpers take longer: in November and December, allow 9–16 business days for production plus up to 3 weeks for shipping. Christmas arrival is not guaranteed. Shipping charges and available destinations are confirmed at checkout. Different items may arrive separately.
Questions or a problem with your order? Contact shop support.
Find your fit
These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Lay a T-shirt that fits you flat and compare its length and width. Width is measured across the chest; length is from the high shoulder to the hem. Measurements can vary slightly.
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 40.6 | 27 | 16 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 28 | 18 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 29 | 20 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61.0 | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66.0 | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 81.3 | 35 | 32 |
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Before you order
A few things worth knowing.
Made for your order. Help from a real person if you need it.
Contact shop support →When will my order arrive?
Each item is made to order. For mugs and T-shirts, allow around 1–3 weeks for UK orders, including production and delivery. Knitted Christmas jumpers take longer: in November and December, allow 9–16 business days for production plus up to 3 weeks for shipping. Christmas arrival is not guaranteed. Shipping charges and available destinations are confirmed at checkout. Different items may arrive separately.
Arrival by 31 October is not guaranteed. Check the delivery estimate before paying.
Read the shipping policyCan I return an item?
Contact us within 14 days of delivery to request a return. Please email first so we can give you the correct return instructions; don’t post items to our correspondence address. For damage, a printing issue or a wrong item, include your order number and clear photos.
Read the full returns policyWhat does the character choice mean?
It changes the illustration. Both artwork options use the same mug or the same unisex garment fit. The skeleton T-shirt has one artwork option.
How do I buy?
Open a design to see the views and details, choose your artwork, then continue to our Retail Stole My Life checkout. For T-shirts and jumpers, choose your size there. Review your basket, shipping and total before paying.
Retail Stole My Life is operated by RULE OF NONE LIMITED, company number 16646464. Business correspondence: 195–197 Wood Street, London E17 3NU, United Kingdom.
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