Knitted Christmas rangeRetail Stole My Life · The shop
Retail humour.
You’ve earned it.
A Christmas jumper for another shift of festive playlists. A mug for your well-earned break. Or a gift for someone who understands the customer-service voice.
Jumpers From GBP £59.99 · Mugs GBP £16.99
Original artwork. Made to order.
This Is My Real Voice Original RSML artworkChoose your characterSecure checkoutSupport by email
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The knitted Christmas range
Festive spirit. Retail edition.
Six familiar feelings for the season of the same songs on repeat. Actual jacquard knitted jumpers, with festive patterned sleeves and backs. Choose a male or female worker illustration on the same classic unisex fit, in sizes 3XS–3XL.
Made to order. In November and December, allow 9–16 business days for production plus up to 3 weeks for shipping. Christmas arrival is not guaranteed. Available in the UK, US, Canada and Australia. Check the size guide and delivery estimate before paying.
Knitted Christmas range
Knitted Christmas rangeMariah’s Defrosted Knitted Christmas Jumper
“Mariah’s defrosted. I’m still on shift.”
From GBP £59.99View jumper
Knitted Christmas rangeA Day Off Knitted Christmas Jumper
“All I want for Christmas is a day off.”
From GBP £59.99View jumper
Knitted Christmas rangeAn Early Finish Knitted Christmas Jumper
“All I want for Christmas is an early finish.”
From GBP £59.99View jumper
Knitted Christmas rangeSanta Only Works One Night Knitted Christmas Jumper
“Santa only works one night. Must be nice.”
From GBP £59.99View jumper
Knitted Christmas rangeA Different Song Knitted Christmas Jumper
“All I want for Christmas is a different song.”
From GBP £59.99View jumper
Your break. Your mug.
Find the one that feels like you.
Eight familiar feelings. Two character options for every design. Pick your own break-room regular, or a gift that needs no explaining. 11 oz ceramic, with artwork on both sides. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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11 oz ceramicTwenty-Year Summer Job Mug
“I came in for a summer job. That was twenty years ago.”
GBP £16.99View mug
11 oz ceramicImages are product mockups of our original artwork. Colours and print placement can vary slightly on the finished item.
Before you order
A few things worth knowing.
Made for your order. Help from a real person if you need it.
Contact shop support →When will my order arrive?
Each item is made to order. For mugs, allow around 1–3 weeks for UK orders, including production and delivery. Knitted Christmas jumpers take longer: in November and December, allow 9–16 business days for production plus up to 3 weeks for shipping. Christmas arrival is not guaranteed. Shipping charges and available destinations are confirmed at checkout. Different items may arrive separately.
Arrival by 31 October is not guaranteed. Check the delivery estimate before paying.
Read the shipping policyCan I return an item?
Contact us within 14 days of delivery to request a return. Please email first so we can give you the correct return instructions; don’t post items to our correspondence address. For damage, a printing issue or a wrong item, include your order number and clear photos.
Read the full returns policyWhat does the character choice mean?
It changes the illustration. Both artwork options use the same mug or the same unisex garment fit. The skeleton T-shirt has one artwork option.
How do I buy?
Open a design to see the views and details, choose your artwork, then continue to our Retail Stole My Life checkout. For T-shirts and jumpers, choose your size there. Review your basket, shipping and total before paying.
Retail Stole My Life is operated by RULE OF NONE LIMITED, company number 16646464. Business correspondence: 195–197 Wood Street, London E17 3NU, United Kingdom.
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