The Retail Stole My Life shop
Useful, funny things made from real retail-worker life—not random slogans pasted onto a catalogue of stuff nobody asked for.
See the launch rangeQuality check in progress
We’re checking the printing, colour, cuts, stitching, finish and day-to-day usefulness before anybody is asked to buy. The shop will open when the products look as good in real life as they do in the designs.
First drop
The opening range focuses on affordable things retail workers can genuinely use, wear or give to someone who understands.
Four designs
For the few minutes when the name badge is off, the kettle is on and whatever it is can wait.
Five purpose-built sheets
Designed around the places retail workers actually use stickers: lockers, shared equipment and the break room.
Five all-over patterns
A quieter little act of retail rebellion, covered in the things you spend far too much of your life looking at.
One extremely necessary notebook
A spiral notebook for shift notes, escape plans and everything customer-service voice prevented you from saying.
The standard
The joke should belong on the object and make immediate sense to somebody who has worked the shift.
Samples come before launch. Product photography will show the thing you are actually buying.
Products are made to order. Delivery estimates, care details and any regional limits will be stated plainly.
Opening after sample approval
The catalogue, checkout and worldwide delivery options are being prepared behind the scenes. Until the samples pass inspection, the shop stays closed rather than asking you to gamble on a mock-up.
Meet the Retail Stole My Life community