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Santa Only Works One Night Knitted Christmas Jumper
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The fit and the fabric
- Jacquard knitted Christmas jumper with original RSML artwork
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester · 450 g/m²
- Classic unisex fit · Crew neck · Sizes 3XS–3XL
- Navy base, red ribbed trim and festive patterned back and sleeves
- Male or female illustrated worker; the garment fit is the same
- Made to order and fulfilled from China
Keeping it looking good
Machine wash at 30–40°C. The jumper may shrink slightly after its first wash. Follow the care label on your garment.
Made for your order
Made to order. In November and December, allow 9–16 business days for production plus up to 3 weeks for shipping. Christmas arrival is not guaranteed. Available for delivery to the UK, US, Canada and Australia. Check shipping and the final estimate before paying.
Questions or a problem with your order? Contact shop support.
Find your fit
These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Lay a jumper that fits you flat and compare its width and length. Both character options use the same unisex fit. Measurements can vary slightly.
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3XS | 41.3 | 57.1 | 54.3 |
| 2XS | 44.1 | 60 | 57.2 |
| XS | 47 | 62.9 | 60 |
| S | 49.5 | 65.4 | 62.9 |
| M | 52 | 68 | 65 |
| L | 55.9 | 70.5 | 66 |
| XL | 60 | 73 | 67 |
| 2XL | 64.1 | 75.6 | 68 |
| 3XL | 68 | 76.5 | 68.6 |
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Before you order
A few things worth knowing.
Made for your order. Help from a real person if you need it.
Contact shop support →When will my order arrive?
Each item is made to order. For mugs and T-shirts, allow around 1–3 weeks for UK orders, including production and delivery. Knitted Christmas jumpers take longer: in November and December, allow 9–16 business days for production plus up to 3 weeks for shipping. Christmas arrival is not guaranteed. Shipping charges and available destinations are confirmed at checkout. Different items may arrive separately.
Arrival by 31 October is not guaranteed. Check the delivery estimate before paying.
Read the shipping policyCan I return an item?
Contact us within 14 days of delivery to request a return. Please email first so we can give you the correct return instructions; don’t post items to our correspondence address. For damage, a printing issue or a wrong item, include your order number and clear photos.
Read the full returns policyWhat does the character choice mean?
It changes the illustration. Both artwork options use the same mug or the same unisex garment fit. The skeleton T-shirt has one artwork option.
How do I buy?
Open a design to see the views and details, choose your artwork, then continue to our Retail Stole My Life checkout. For T-shirts and jumpers, choose your size there. Review your basket, shipping and total before paying.
Retail Stole My Life is operated by RULE OF NONE LIMITED, company number 16646464. Business correspondence: 195–197 Wood Street, London E17 3NU, United Kingdom.
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